Ms. C’s potential husband

Two of my sixth graders walked up to me laughing and laughing. I asked them what was so funny (point of interest, this question gets you all sorts of strange answers). They told me that they had been talking about me and one of the eighth graders had looked at them strangely. They said that they were trying to figure out why I was not married yet and then proceeded to list all my good qualities: “I don’t understand why you don’t have a husband, Ms. C. You’re smart, and funny, and pretty, and SKINNY!”
So obviously I should be married, mostly since I’m skinny.